Your love of Ozzy Osbourne knows no bounds, as should your love for that special someone in your personal life.

So if you are planning to hit one of the Ozzfests coming - sort of - to our area (Comcast Theatre in Hartford on Aug. 21; Susquehanna Bank Center in Camden, N.J., on Aug. 22), bring that aforementioned special someone and eight other close friends and purchase the Unholy Matrimony VIP package.

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Your love of Ozzy Osbourne knows no bounds, as should your love for that special someone in your personal life.

So if you are planning to hit one of the Ozzfests coming - sort of - to our area (Comcast Theatre in Hartford on Aug. 21; Susquehanna Bank Center in Camden, N.J., on Aug. 22), bring that aforementioned special someone and eight other close friends and purchase the Unholy Matrimony VIP package.

The package is $266.60 a person for parties of 10 (through Ticketmaster), and includes general admission tickets to the pit; an Ozzfest wedding ceremony by someone named Big Dave, who's apparently an ordained minister; and an Ozzfest cake and Champagne toast. There's more, of course - official Ozzfest guitar picks, collectible tour posters and T-shirts.

Just think of what you can tell your kids and grandchildren . . . "Ozzy and Mötley Crüe played our wedding, and we moshed to Devil Driver and Halford!"