Reality TV personality Kim Kardashian, right, and her fiance, NBA...

Reality TV personality Kim Credit: APKardashian, right, and her fiance, NBA basketball player Kris Humphries, arrive at the Kardashian Kollection launch party in Los Angeles. (Aug. 17, 2011)

Remember all those weeks ago, when the marriage of Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries was the only thing anyone anywhere cared about? Remember the good times, and the great food, and fabulous guests, and magic dust everywhere, and ratings...ratings...ratings! 

 It all seemed like yesterday, and it was yesterday. But now that Kris and Kim are getting a quickie divorce, let's rewind to recall exactly why you - I will not include "me" in this equation - may have cared in the first place, or whether some sort of clues played out before our eyes which we didn't know how to read in the first place. To the tapes!

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Remember all those weeks ago, when the marriage of Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries was the only thing anyone anywhere cared about? Remember the good times, and the great food, and fabulous guests, and magic dust everywhere, and ratings...ratings...ratings! 

 It all seemed like yesterday, and it was yesterday. But now that Kris and Kim are getting a quickie divorce, let's rewind to recall exactly why you - I will not include "me" in this equation - may have cared in the first place, or whether some sort of clues played out before our eyes which we didn't know how to read in the first place. To the tapes!