Dina Lohan on 'Dr. Phil' Monday

Consider yourself warned: Dina Lohan is appearing on Monday's “Dr. Phil,” in a very heavily promoted interview that most commentators -- abetted by the good doctor himself -- have already declared to be a train wreck of a performance for the ages. It's hard to know what's more disturbing than this clip: Phil's craven use of a Lohan for no reason other than sheer grotesque exploitation ... or my craven rush to post it? I stand guilty as charged. How do you plead, Dr. Phil? 

But really, it's pathetic -- pathetic. (The entire media world has to make a formal declaration that we all must promise to abide by, forever: No more Lohans.) 

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