Gabriel "Fluffy" Iglesias takes the stage at the Westhampton Beach...

Gabriel "Fluffy" Iglesias takes the stage at the Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center at 8 p.m. Saturday. Credit: Getty Images / Erika Goldring

Onstage is the rage, a fashionable and funny weekend on the South Fork:

VIVA VARIETY

Female impersonator Danny Ximo (aka "Raffa") combines forces with the Our Fabulous Variety Show performance troupe as part of the "Burger Theater" show 6 p.m. Sunday at 230 Elm in Southampton (230 Elm St.). It's dinner theater, of sorts -- burgers and fixings are the main course. Tickets are $25 ($20 in advance) or $45 (advance only) for food, front table seating, a goodie bag and a post-show photo with Raffa (631-377-3900, brownpapertickets.com).

SEEING RED

John Logan's play "Red" won a Tony on Broadway; now the production -- based on the life and times of artist Mark Rothko -- is on at Guild Hall in East Hampton through June 8. Starring Victor Slezak ("The Bridges of Madison County," "The Siege") and Christian Scheider (son of actor Roy Scheider). Shows are 8 p.m. Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Tickets are $35 (631-324-4050, guildhall.org).

FASHION AND 'FLUFFY'

Celebrity designer John Varvatos is hosting a summer kickoff at his East Hampton store (54 Newtown Lane) from 5 to 8 Saturday night. Meanwhile, Lexington's Concept Store launches its "Hamptonite" collection -- a collaboration with Hilaria Baldwin, who is expected at the noon-2 p.m. event Saturday (also in East Hampton, at 73 Main St.).

Stout funnyman Gabriel "Fluffy" Iglesias takes the stage at the Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center at 8 p.m. Saturday ($110-$150, whbpac.org).

A trip to the emergency room in a Long Island hospital now averages nearly 4 hours, data shows. NewsdayTV's Virginia Huie reports. Credit: Newsday Staff

'I'm going to try to avoid it' A trip to the emergency room in a Long Island hospital now averages nearly 4 hours, data shows. NewsdayTV's Virginia Huie reports.

A trip to the emergency room in a Long Island hospital now averages nearly 4 hours, data shows. NewsdayTV's Virginia Huie reports. Credit: Newsday Staff

'I'm going to try to avoid it' A trip to the emergency room in a Long Island hospital now averages nearly 4 hours, data shows. NewsdayTV's Virginia Huie reports.

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