Yankees' new bats should be embraced, not torpedoed

Yankees’ Jazz Chisholm Jr. hits a two-run home run using a torpedo bat during the third inning against the Milwaukee Brewers in an MLB baseball game at Yankee Stadium on Sunday, March 30, 2025. Credit: Kathleen Malone-Van Dyke
Not to torpedo a juicy narrative, but Aaron Judge probably would be able to hit long home runs if he went to the plate with an unchiseled block of wood.
He has four in three games after hitting a two-run shot in the first inning of the Yankees’ 12-3 victory over the Brewers on Sunday at Yankee Stadium. After that, the Brewers walked him three times.
That’s not to say the news that five Yankees — not including Judge — are using so-called “torpedo bats” isn’t fun. It’s different, and the shape of the innovative bats is unusual, so what’s wrong with focusing some attention on them? Especially given that the Yankees have scored 32 runs and hit 13 homers in the past two days.
“We fired torpedoes all over the park,” said Jazz Chisholm Jr., who hit two home runs on Sunday and one on Saturday with the torpedo bat. “No pun intended.”
Torpedo bats have the barrel closer to the hitter’s hands. Michael Kay mentioned them on the YES broadcast on Saturday, saying the Yankees’ analytics department suggested that Anthony Volpe would benefit from having the barrel in that spot because he frequently hit the ball on the label with his regular bat.
Apparently, the idea of Volpe taking a step back in the box so he doesn’t get jammed as often is too old-school for modern analytics-based baseball.
Voila! A new-style bat was born, and so was an internet craze about the new-style bat.
“I need to know more!” the public screamed, and the many outlets that cover the Yankees were more than happy to oblige with breathless coverage on an otherwise sleepy Sunday morning.
Will torpedo bats go the way of pet rocks and poodle skirts as fads that will not stand the test of time? It depends on the success, or lack thereof, of the players who use them. Three games is not much of a sample size in a 162-game season.
Five Yankees are known to be torpedoing up (the rest, obviously, so far are saying, “Damn the torpedoes!”).
Chisholm, Cody Bellinger, Paul Goldschmidt and Austin Wells have joined Volpe. All five have hit at least one home run as the Yankees have gotten off to a rollicking 3-0 start.
It’s gotta be the bats.
Actually, it doesn’t.
“Good players,” a skeptical Aaron Boone said of the Yankees’ overall offensive onslaught.
But if the players feel as if they are getting an advantage, even a slight one, then more power to them. Even Volpe said, “It’s probably just a placebo.”
Said Chisholm: “I started using it the last week and a half of spring [training], I think. And I just never looked back after that. It still felt like my bat. Feels good. Put the ball at the barrel. Feel comfortable in the box. I don’t know what else to tell you. I don’t know the science of it. I just play baseball.”
Happily for torpedo bat aficionados, if there are any yet, the Yankees checked with Major League Baseball and the new bats are legal.
Here’s how that conversation probably went:
Yankees: “Can we use these?”
MLB: “Can we still sell some of them as game-used bats?”
Yankees: “Sure.”
MLB: “OK then.”
The five torpedo bat users went a combined 6-for-20 with eight RBIs on Sunday.
Chisholm hit his second home run in two days by going yard into the rightfield corner with a two-run shot after the Brewers intentionally walked Judge with two outs and nobody on in the third (Brewers starter Aaron Civale had fallen behind 3-and-0).
Chisholm added a three-run home run in the seventh, also into the rightfield corner.
Chisholm said the frequency with which the Yankees are hitting home runs feels as if they are playing Wiffle Ball in the backyard. But don’t worry — they are not planning on switching to Wiffle Ball bats. We think.
Judge, who hit three of the Yankees’ franchise-record nine home runs on Saturday, scoffed when asked if he is planning to start using a torpedo bat.
“What I’ve done the past couple of seasons speaks for itself,” Judge said in a rare boastful mic-drop moment.
After Volpe hit a line drive to center in the sixth that was so deep that two runners were able to tag up and advance, a press box smart-aleck said, “That was actually a bunt with the new bat.”
But I say let’s embrace the torpedo bat. The Yankees haven’t held a Bat Day for fans in a few seasons and don’t have one on their 2025 promotional schedule.
I believe I speak for many fans of a certain age who used to go to Bat Day, took home the undersized and somewhat cheaply made bat that specifically had a warning on it that it was not to be used for playing the game of baseball, used it anyway and was left with a shattered stick — and slightly shattered innocence.
It’s not too late to add Torpedo Bat Day to the promotional schedule. Just remember, kids — don’t play with it!
But they’re going to anyway, whether it’s a regular or torpedo bat. Or an Aaron Judge model unchiseled block of wood, which works just fine, too, if you’re Aaron Judge.