Sheen torpedoed in Detroit

 Wow: This is not the way to start a nationwide tour promoted as some sort of truth serum for the masses: Charlie Sheen has bombed in Detroit (which in Broadway terms, I guess, is kinda like bombing in New Haven.) The question now becomes - will this-definitely-really-awful-rip-off of a show make it even to New York by next Friday?

  I know they're a tough crowd in Detroit. But they''re much tougher here: