We post the photo; you write the caption

So, we're sitting around our office here at Pet Rock headquarters, spending our day trying to think up some fun, entertaining things for you to do, and it hits me -- let's have a caption contest!

Caption contests are so much fun. You've seen them before: Someone posts a wacky picture and asks you to put words into the mouth of the unsuspecting subject. In fact, we used to have one right here on these pages, but then the guy who ran it left to pursue a trucking career with Consolidated Freight and we sort of dropped the ball. But I'm brining it back, starting now, only it will be better because I'm driving this baby now. Oh, and about the contest thing: there really aren't any prizes.

So give today's photo a long, hard stare and post your caption in the comments area below. Then come back every Wednesday for another hilarious round.